I’d say the same about you, good sir!
#1: The resemblance I have to ethnicities other than my own. It allows me to eavesdrop and shame those who speak poorly of others. Heh.
#2: I will eat anything except for bruised fruits.
#3: I am excellent at selecting fruits.
#4: While searching for the perfect fruit, I do not harm the others in the process.
#5: I’m self-aware.